1. “High-five me and continue scrolling down.”
2. “My dog’s pillow fell down to the roof a couple of days ago. It has a new owner now.”
3. It’s time for a bath.
4. “I made my 17-year-old King Arthur a cardboard Iron Throne.”
5. Who’s going to bring you a glass of water when you grow old?
6. He rolled in edible glitter and instantly became a beautiful galaxy.
7. “My kitty looks like the cutest Disney villain.”
8. Matured. Got more fluff.
9. His whiskers sometimes curl so they look like glasses.
10. Can you sleep in the style of Michelangelo?